The Scrotery
Supporting Men Since 1423
An Ancient Order of Mutual Support
Every man carries a burden. Some carry it with dignity. Others struggle when things drop unexpectedly, or when the cold strikes without warning.
For six centuries, The Scrotery has provided what all men need: proper support. Through the sacred teachings of the Two Orbs, we maintain balance even when life hangs in the balance.
This is not merely a club. This is an Order dedicated to supporting the burdens all men bear.
The Order by the Numbers
6
Centuries of Hanging Traditions
243
Members, All Properly Supported
47
Chapters on Sacred Anatomy
2
Orbs in Perfect Balance